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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}

{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}